apachan • Тред №162743

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apachan • Тред №162743
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Доска объявлений

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В Мурманске мужчина утонул в яме туалета в одной из двухэтажек. Обнаружил его знакомый, который направлялся в магазин за пивом:

- Где Андрюха?
- Так он в туалете лежит.
- Спасателей будешь вызывать или нет?
- А я номера не знаю.

Тред №162743 ответить(14) 14 Апреля, 2022 23:04 Ответы:>>162783 >>162819 | В избранное'

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Как в твоём 2015-м, какла? Всё майданите и вступаете в ЕС?

Комментарий №162771 R0 ответить 15 Апреля, 2022 00:15 Ответы:>>162776 '

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>>162771 Тружевные круселя ннада?

Комментарий №162776 R0 ответить 15 Апреля, 2022 00:20 ОП Ответы:>>162777 '

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>>162776 Нет, я не девочка и не хочу в ЕС. Мне и в Рашке заебись, хотя шлюху ебал в Амстердаме.

Комментарий №162777 R0 ответить 15 Апреля, 2022 00:24 '

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>>162743 - А я номера не знаю.
У них в Мурманске что, туалеты номерные?

Комментарий №162783 R0 ответить 15 Апреля, 2022 00:51 Ответы:>>162784 '

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>>162783 Даже именные. Но вот у каклов их вообще нет, срут в шаровары и им норм.

Комментарий №162784 R0 ответить 15 Апреля, 2022 00:52 Ответы:>>162785 '

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>>162784 ну справедливости ради, стоит заметить, что в шаровары срать куда безопаснее, чем даже в именной но очковый сортир

Комментарий №162785 R0 ответить 15 Апреля, 2022 00:59 '

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Да я помню этот репортаж, там еще четкий поцык с четками был, тупо рашка в одном видео

Комментарий №162810 R0 ответить 15 Апреля, 2022 08:53 '

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Королевская смерть

Комментарий №162816 R0 ответить 15 Апреля, 2022 10:51 '

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>>162743 В Мурманске мужчина утонул в яме туалета в одной из двухэтажек

обычный день в раска-федераска.

Комментарий №162819 R0 ответить 15 Апреля, 2022 11:49 '

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Рольну в честь сортира!

Комментарий №162824 R0 ответить 15 Апреля, 2022 13:37 '

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Парашкостан един и непобедим

Комментарий №162834 R0 ответить 15 Апреля, 2022 15:36 '

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Каzaп обосрался

Комментарий №163007 R0 ответить 16 Апреля, 2022 07:41 '

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ВСУ прекратились в сборище убийц-наркоманов.

Комментарий №163009 R0 ответить 16 Апреля, 2022 08:06 Ответы:>>163010 '

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>>163009 Нырни в говно, пидарас! Вслед за рашкой, кек!

Комментарий №163010 R0 ответить 16 Апреля, 2022 08:35 '